HAHAHA. Adult humor. 8D

[Kahlan]

I was texting my boyfriend last night, and he had a friend over named Eric. Well, Eric stole Josh's phone and started to text me and it went a little like this;

Eric: Well he's sleeping with me so ha! (eric)
Me: >:( I will get you!
Eric: And when i say sleeping i mean... You know.
Me: Of course I know, it's like sleeping with puppies and kitties! Ask Josh, he'll understand. :P
Eirc: I dont think i want to know... xD
Me: Hahaha. xD
Eric: I'm a bit scared to ask josh.
Me: Why is that?
Eric: Because i have to sleep with him tonight. I dont want to hear any animal noises or anything.
Me: ROFL. It's not that bad!
Eric: He won't tell me.
Me: Hehe, he's so silly. xD
Eric: So what does it mean?
Me: That's for him to tell ya, bud.
Eric: If you tell me i swear ill never sexually touch your boyfriend again!
Me: Ahaha, sounds like a good deal! I guess so?
Eric: He says he doesn't care.
Me: Hahaha. xD
Eric: So tell me!
Me: Differences. xD
Eric: What differences? lol
Me: DIFFERENCES. :D
Eric: Differences about puppies and kitties!? i dont understand! explain in detail.
Me: Okay, so one day while we were talking to a friend of our's, Josh accidentally called our friend's kitty a puppy, and our friend reminded him that it was a kitty, and Josh said "puppies and kitties, same difference." It was a had to be there moment. xD
Eric: So? Why is that funny?
Me: It's hilarious. Now you have to honor your deal!
Eric: What deal?
Me: You're not getting out of this.
Eric: Fine.
Me: xD
Eric: So tell me!
Me: That you wouldn't sexually touch my boyfriend again. xD
Eric: Fine! just explain why its funny please.
Me: It just is. xD
Eric: Wow. youre perfect for josh.
Me: Why do you say that?
Eric: Youre both weirdos.
Me: Thank you, I'm glad you think so. :)

And then it just goes on from when I am moving and talking about Josh, I thought it was so hilarious last night. xD

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[the Soliloquist]

Pffff. XD