Dad 1 and Dad 2

[dio]

That thread about the children of lesbians started a conversation between SadDog and I about what raising children would be like in our special situation. Ten points if you can tell who's the more dramatic one. I laughed til I cried.

[6/10/10 11:22:43 PM] diothecynic: If we have kids
[6/10/10 11:22:43 PM] diothecynic: LOLOLOLOLaside
[6/10/10 11:22:53 PM] diothecynic: what would we be called
[6/10/10 11:23:02 PM] diothecynic: there can't be a dad and a dad. That's too confusing.
[6/10/10 11:23:06 PM] diothecynic: It's gotta be dad and other dad
[6/10/10 11:23:10 PM] diothecynic: or dad 1 and dad 2
[6/10/10 11:23:15 PM] diothecynic: I CALL DAD 1
[6/10/10 11:23:18 PM] Sad Dog Smile: Father and Pa.
[6/10/10 11:23:26 PM] diothecynic: ...I'd be Father.
[6/10/10 11:23:32 PM] diothecynic: the emotionally distant one
[6/10/10 11:23:33 PM] Sad Dog Smile: Yes. -_-
[6/10/10 11:23:42 PM] diothecynic: who makes them stand like naval officers
[6/10/10 11:23:51 PM] diothecynic: :[
[6/10/10 11:24:01 PM] diothecynic: and we would never have a fullfilling relationship
[6/10/10 11:24:12 PM] diothecynic: they would always feel as if I am not proud of them
[6/10/10 11:24:15 PM] diothecynic: and THEN
[6/10/10 11:24:19 PM] diothecynic: on my deathbed
[6/10/10 11:24:20 PM] diothecynic: NO
[6/10/10 11:24:24 PM] diothecynic: after I die in an accident
[6/10/10 11:24:34 PM] diothecynic: they will discover a letter I have written to them
[6/10/10 11:24:39 PM] diothecynic: talking about how proud I am of them
[6/10/10 11:24:41 PM] diothecynic: and as they read it
[6/10/10 11:24:49 PM] diothecynic: to the sound of heart wrenching piano music
[6/10/10 11:25:06 PM] diothecynic: they shall cry tears tears of a child at peace with their Father
[6/10/10 11:25:10 PM] diothecynic: it shall be a movie
[6/10/10 11:25:13 PM] diothecynic: called Father
[6/10/10 11:25:20 PM] Sad Dog Smile: yeah I'd totally take them go karting and stuff

[Sophie]

LMAO. How... Nice. Tracy and I have already decided on Mommy (me) and Mama (her). You two could always be Daddy and Dad? Haha. Or Dada?

[Devil's Advocate]

That is effin' epically hilarious.

[Kahlan]

LOL. Amazing.

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[Cephillion]

Lol do more! That's epic'd.

[KatInTheHat]

I'm just gonna have them call me by my name.

[Dog Moved On]

Jun 10, 2010 23:46:18 GMT -5 Sophie said:

LMAO. How... Nice. Tracy and I have already decided on Mommy (me) and Mama (her). You two could always be Daddy and Dad? Haha. Or Dada?

We probably actually will go with father and pa, though father might get switched out for dad. It's what we call our own paternal parents, generally, so it seems kind of natural.

Jun 11, 2010 9:06:48 GMT -5 Cephillion said:

Lol do more! That's epic'd.

We are almost never that funny.

[Amanda]

xD You two are silly. My lesbian neighbors just go by Mama and Mommy or their first names.