Sad Dog Smile here.

[Devil's Advocate]

Oh god.

Canbeeeee Oreeeegun. Canby, Oregon, for yew civulized folks, hur hur.

45 minutes from the biggest city... ;_; Everything closes at 5pm... and I got flipped off once for looking at a guy's GENERAL DIRECTION.

Iz horrible. : D;

[Dog Moved On]

It's about 45 minutes to an hour to Madison from here depending on the route you take (I like back roads) - over an hour to Milwaukee. Chicago's three hours.

Haven't had a problem quite like that though. I am blessed with mostly polite, if also mostly drunk,* Christian neighbors. For some reason the 13 year old girls and creepy old men of Watertown have a collective crush on me though, don't quite understand that.


*There's a church on every corner in Watertown. There's also a bar or liquor store across the street from every church.

[Eiskalt]

HI